[Scenes from a Pagan Household] Vacation Edition

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Deb and Jow are walking on a beach.  They have been trespassing here (along with the forbidden doggos) all week which makes it more satisfying for getting some steps in and collecting shells and driftwood for future projects.

Jow: It would be cool to find a hag stone.

Deb: That’s the stone with a natural hole in it, right?

Jow: Yeah, for protection.

Deb: I guess a shell wouldn’t count.  I have lots of those.

Jow: Nah, it has to be a stone.

Deb: Okay, well, here’s a giant pile of small stones.  Sift through, see if you have any luck.

Much to Deb’s surprise, Jow gamely crouches down and runs his hands gingerly through the stones to look.

Deb: Any luck?

Jow: Sadly, no.

Deb: Did you do this a lot as a kid?

Jow: Oh noooooo.

Deb: Yeah, it shows.  This would be a fantastic thing to have a little kid like Nephew do.  We’d have to set the bribe high-

Jow: But then it wouldn’t work.  You have to find it.

Deb: It’s not for that, duh.  We’d string it and put it on the kid and give him a twenty if he happened to find one.  But what it’s actually for is to buy several hours of peace.  That’s why the bribe has to be high.  Motivation.

Jow: Ooooooooooh.  That makes sense.  Good plan.

 

Deborah Castellano
Deborah Castellano's book Glamour Magic: The Witchcraft Revolution to Get What You Want is available for purchase through Amazon, Llewellyn and Barnes and Noble.
Her frequently updated catalogue of published work is available on Author Central.

She writes about Glamour Magic here at Charmed, I'm Sure. Her podcast appearances are available here.

Her craft shop, The Mermaid & The Crow specializes in old-world style workshop from 100% local, sustainable sources featuring tempting small batch ritual oils and hand-spun hand-dyed yarn in luxe fibers and more!

In a previous life, Deborah founded the first Neo-Victorian/Steampunk convention, SalonCon which received rave reviews from con-goers and interviews from the New York Times and MTV.

She resides in New Jersey with her husband, Jow and their cat, Max II. She has a terrible reality television habit she can't shake and likes St. Germain liquor, record players and typewriters.  

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