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Sea Hag Limited Edition Ritual Oil
First Run. Three Runs Possible. Be warned, all three runs of the last Limited Edition release sold out in a matter of hours! Exceptionally Limited. Only available until Friday, August 31th. Sea Hag You... READ MORE
12 Bottles Left of Limited Edition Queen in Exile Ritual Oil! (Third and Final Run!)
Sister Queens, If you have placed your order and you have an Etsy confirmation, you are all set! (However, if you’re worried about your bestie Queen getting a bottle, tell that Queen... READ MORE
Queen in Exile Ritual Oil: Now Really Limited
Sister Queens, You are killing me in the best possible way. I’m gonna order (still) more bottles as you have sold us out of the first run and you are making really good progress... READ MORE
Queen in Exile Limited Edition Ritual Oil
Queens. You sold us out in less than hour! I’m buying more bottles and I just put up a new listing for Queen in Exile. I love you so hard! Queen in Exile... READ MORE
Custom Formulation Back in Stock and Queen in Exile Limited Edition Ritual Oil
My darlings, May I tempt you once more this summer? Queen in Exile Exceptionally Limited. Only available until Tuesday, June 30th. And sometimes, when the days are long... READ MORE
Semi Annual Flash Sale Ends Today!
My darlings, It’s your most favorite time of year! The Mermaid and The Crow‘s 24 Hour Flash Sale! 25% off of everything with the code: SUMMER2018 Code expires today at 3pm EST! Come get some super... READ MORE
The Mermaid & The Crow 24 Hour Flash Sale
My darlings, It’s your most favorite time of year! The Mermaid and The Crow‘s 24 Hour Flash Sale! 25% off of everything with the code: SUMMER2018 Code expires at 3pm EST tomorrow, Friday, July 20th!... READ MORE
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[The Rules of Exile] Rule No. 10 You Don’t Get to Be My Last Great Whatever
Queen Catherine of Aragon was sent into exile because she had the nerve to be aging and menopausal. A popular legend in that particular histo-mythic cycle is that Henry sent her away (sometimes,... READ MORE
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[Rules of Exile] Rule No. 8 You Have a Right to Sanctuary
Exile has a way of grinding you down. Sure, finding the hollow of our hunger will make us strong Queens, but that feels really abstract after nine hours on your feet in your copy room mediation cave where you’ve started … Continued
Last Day to Buy Limited Edition and Custom Ritual Oils
Sea of sin My second skin My home from home When I’m in doubt My hands reach out And I’m never alone It gets wetter and wetter As it gets better and better Sea of sin Know where you’ve been … Continued
Valentine’s Day Limited Edition and Custom Ritual Oils
Hi friends! Jow and I celebrated our birthdays together in one big happy party where we made our first grazing table, pink champagne cocktails and of course, second breakfast at midnight. It was so lovely to be surrounded by family … Continued
[The Rules of Exile] Rule No. 7 Trust Your Process
Oh my sisters. What a week this has been. The stories kept coming and coming and coming and everything just got grosser and sicker until none of us knew what to do anymore, really. None of us knew the whole … Continued
The Great Con Scandal of New Jersey
I couldn’t sleep last night. I tossed and I turned and I tossed and I turned. I couldn’t figure out why I couldn’t sleep, I honestly couldn’t. Until this morning where I continued to read about the current scandal du jour … Continued
[Dear #QueensInExile] It’s the perfect day/ Tomorrow’s gonna come too soon
“I told Sporty Spice your legend,” Jow said casually. In my head, all I could think about is how I’ve spent the majority of the last month of my life – chained up in a windowless copy room, putting together … Continued
New! Custom Oil Formulation & Last Day to Buy Mistress MeowMeow
Hi friends! Jow and I had a quiet New Year’s eating as many cream puffs as we could cram into our mouths, washed down with champagne and watching movies. But it’s been a very busy time for us with … Continued
[Dear #QueensInExile] All your insides fall to pieces/ You just sit there wishing you could still make love
Dear Sister Queens, To recap, this has essentially been my life for the last two months: Craig (I’ve given the nameless insurance bro a name): So, how exciting for you! We have given you a medication that’s way more affordable … Continued
[The Rules of Exile] Rule No. 6 Nolite te Bastardes Carborundorum
My hair is currently in what could very graciously be called a Fraggle Updo currently. My bra is already off and I am wearing a long t shirt that says “Wild at Heart”, grey sweat pants, two seasons ago Victoria … Continued
Fix Your Situation: Start New Year, New You
So hey Sister #QueensInExile. You know what this time of year is good for? That’s right, sisters! New Year, New You. Oh, it’s a glorious 23 weeks full of prompts for you and your spirit animals to paw through that’s … Continued